The Silver Bullet ~ Scary Movie 5


Synopsis: A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts, they learn they’re being stalked by a nefarious demon.

Release Date: April 12, 2013

Thoughts: Blech.  A series that should have been kaput after the second entry, we are now faced with a fifth installment of the spoof-happy horror comedy.  What started off as a moderately funny and strangely creative send up of the onslaught of teen horror films in the late 90’s has turned into a trash heap of bad actors muddling their way through dated/lame jokes.  By the time Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan show up my brain was officially rolling in my head and I almost had to turn away from the screen.  If there is any justice, Scary Movie 5 will be laughed out of town without making the kind of box office take that would guarantee another sequel.  Watch at your own risk!