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  • Movie Review ~ Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Movie Review Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Four teenagers discover an old video game console and are literally drawn into the game’s jungle setting becoming the adult avatars they chose. What they discover is that you don’t just play Jumanji – Jumanji plays you. They’ll have to go on the most…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Baywatch

    Synopsis: Two unlikely prospective lifeguards vie for jobs alongside the buff bodies who patrol a beach in California. Release Date:  May 19, 2017 Thoughts: Winter is definitely coming and if you need a way to stay warm until the summer months I can’t think of a better way to do it than to keep the…

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  • Hasta La Vista…Summer (May)

    We did it! We made it through another summer and while the outdoor heat wasn’t too bad (in Minnesota, at least) the box office was on fire. I’ll admit that I indulged in summer fun a bit more than I should, distracting me from reviewing some key movies over the last three months so I…

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  • Movie Review ~ San Andreas

    Movie Review San Andreas 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: In the aftermath of a massive earthquake in California, a rescue-chopper pilot makes a dangerous journey across the state in order to rescue his estranged daughter. Director: Brad Peyton Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Paul Giamatti, Kylie Minogue, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, Archie Panjabi,  Hugo Johnstone-Burt, Art Parkinson Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 114…

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  • Movie Review ~ Furious 7

    Movie Review Furious 7 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for the death of his brother. Director: James Wan Stars: Paul Walker, Jason Statham, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Vin Diesel, Djimon Hounsou, Kurt Russell, Tony Jaa, Dwayne Johnson, Nathalie Emmanuel, John Brotherton, Iggy Azalea Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 137 minutes Trailer Review: Here The…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Furious 7

    Synopsis: Ian Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his crew for the death of his brother. Release Date:  April 3, 2015 Thoughts: Hi, my name is Joe and I’m a fan of the Fast and the Furious franchise.  This wasn’t as hard to admit as one might think and it’s an admission made easier…

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  • Movie Review ~ Hercules (2014)

    Movie Review Hercules (2014) 2/10 The Facts Synopsis: Having endured his legendary twelve labors, Hercules, the Greek demigod, has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace and his daughter seek his aid in defeating a tyrannical warlord. Director: Brett Ratner Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Joseph Fiennes, Peter Mullan,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Fast & Furious 6

    Movie Review Fast & Furious 6 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Hobbs has Dom and Brian reassemble their crew in order to take down a mastermind who commands an organization of mercenary drivers across 12 countries. Director: Justin Lin Stars: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Pain & Gain

    Movie Review Pain & Gain 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: A trio of bodybuilders in Florida get caught up in an extortion ring and a kidnapping scheme that goes terribly wrong. Director: Michael Bay Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Ed Harris, Rob Corddry, Tony Shalhoub, Bar Paly, Rebel Wilson, Ken Jeong, Yolanthe Cabau Rated:…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ G.I. Joe: Retaliation – Trailer #3

    Synopsis: The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence Release Date:  March 29, 2013 Thoughts: Arriving 9 months after its original release date of June 29 2012, this sequel to 2009’s brain dead but blockbuster G.I. Joe:…

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