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  • Movie Review ~ Red Right Hand

    Movie Review ~ Red Right Hand

    Movie Review Red Right Hand 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Cash is trying to live an honest and quiet life with his widowed brother-in-law and niece, in the Appalachian hills. When the sadistic Queenpin who runs the town forces him back into her services to pay off Finney’s debts, Cash will use any means necessary to…

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  • Movie Review ~ Needle in a Timestack

    Movie Review ~ Needle in a Timestack

    Movie Review Needle in a Timestack 2/10 The Facts Synopsis: A devoted husband will stop at nothing to save his marriage when it’s destroyed by a time-traveling rival. Director: John Ridley Stars: Leslie Odom Jr., Cynthia Erivo, Freida Pinto, Orlando Bloom, Jadyn Wong Rated: R Running Length: 111 minutes The Thoughts Is there anything more…

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Movie Review Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 6.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon. Director: Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg Stars: Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 129 minutes The Thoughts You’d be entirely forgiven if…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    Movie Review The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the terrifying Smaug from acquiring a kingdom of treasure and obliterating all of Middle-earth. Director: Peter Jackson Stars: Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, Martin Freeman, Stephen Fry, Jed…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    Synopsis: The Company of Thorin has reached Smaug’s lair; but can Bilbo and the Dwarves reclaim Erebor and the treasure? And, if so, can they hold on to it? Release Date: December 17, 2014 Thoughts: All those eyebrows that have been raised since Peter Jackson returned to Middle Earth and the land of elves, hobbits,…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    Movie Review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: The dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim Erebor, their homeland, from Smaug. Director: Peter Jackson Stars: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lilly, Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Evans, Stephen Fry, Lee Pace Rated:…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    Synopsis: The Dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf have successfully escaped the Misty Mountains, and Bilbo has gained the One Ring. They all continue their journey to get their gold back from the Dragon, Smaug. Release Date:  December 13, 2013 Thoughts: I’d like to say I was one of the relative few that accepted Peter Jackson’s The…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    Movie Review The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 6/10 The Facts Synopsis: A curious Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, journeys to the Lonely Mountain with a vigorous group of Dwarves to reclaim a treasure stolen from them by the dragon Smaug. Director: Peter Jackson Stars: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Ian Holm, Christopher Lee, Hugo…

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