SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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Month: August 2020

  • Movie Review ~ Class Action Park

    The Facts: Synopsis: Explores the legend, legacy, and truth behind the world’s most insane amusement park. Stars: John Hodgman, Alison Becker, Chris Gethard Directors: Seth Porges, Chris Charles Scott III Rated: NR Running Length: 89 minutes TMMM Score: (8/10) Review: I must have been born with an equilibrium that was out of whack because I’ve

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  • Movie Review ~ You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    The Facts: Synopsis: Following his infamous championship as part of a marketing stunt for the film Ready to Rumble, actor David Arquette returns to the professional wrestling ring for a series of matches. Stars: David Arquette, Courteney Cox, Patricia Arquette, Rosanna Arquette, Ric Flair, Diamond Dallas Page, Christina McLarty Arquette, Jack Perry, Luke Perry, Jerry

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  • Movie Review ~ Centigrade

    The Facts: Synopsis: A married couple find themselves trapped in their frozen vehicle after a blizzard and struggle to survive amid plunging temperatures and unforeseen obstacles. Stars: Genesis Rodriguez, Vincent Piazza, Mavis Simpson-Ernst Director: Brendan Walsh Rated: NR Running Length: 89 minutes TMMM Score: (6/10) Review:  Some people say that it’s never as fun to

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  • Movie Review ~ Robin’s Wish

    The Facts: Synopsis: An intimate portrait of Robin Williams and his invulnerable spirit, Robin’s Wish is the story of what really happened to one of the greatest entertainers of all time – and what his mind was fighting. Stars: Susan Schneider Williams, Shawn Levy, John R. Montgomery, Rick Overton, David E. Kelly Director: Tylor Norwood

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  • Movie Review ~ Get Duked!

    The Facts: Synopsis: Deep in the Scottish Highlands on a camping trip competition, four city boys try to escape a mysterious huntsman while the police trail behind, failing to provide assistance. Stars: Eddie Izzard, Kate Dickie, James Cosmo, Kevin Guthrie, Jonathan Aris, Alice Lowe, Samuel Bottomley, Viraj Juneja, Rian Gordon, Lewis Gribben, Brian Pettifer, Georgie

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  • Movie Review ~ The Personal History of David Copperfield

    The Facts: Synopsis: A fresh and distinctive take on Charles Dickens’ semi-autobiographical masterpiece, chronicles the life of its iconic title character as he navigates a chaotic world to find his elusive place within it. Stars: Dev Patel, Aneurin Barnard, Peter Capaldi, Morfydd Clark, Daisy May Cooper, Rosalind Eleazar, Hugh Laurie, Tilda Swinton, Ben Whishaw, Paul

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  • In Praise of Teasers ~ The Addams Family (1991)

    In 2013 I was feeling pretty blue about the state of movie trailers.  For a time, it was imperative for me to get to a theater in time for the previews or else some of the fun would be missing from the experience of going to the movies because, let’s face it, sometimes the coming

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  • Movie Review ~ The Pale Door

    Available in theaters, on Demand and Digital August 21, 2020 The Facts: Synopsis: After a train robbery goes bad, two brothers leading a gang of cowboys must survive the night in a ghost town inhabited by a coven of witches. Stars: Devin Druid, Zachary Knighton, Melora Walters, Bill Sage, Pat Healy, Stan Shaw, Natasha Bassett,

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  • Movie Review ~ Chemical Hearts

    The Facts: Synopsis: A high school transfer student finds a new passion when she begins to work on the school’s newspaper. Stars: Lili Reinhart, Austin Abrams, Sarah Jones, Adhir Kalyan, Kara Young, Coral Peña Director:  Richard Tanne Rated: R Running Length: 93 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Review: The other day I was revisiting an old

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  • Movie Review ~ Hard Kill

    Available On Demand and Digital August 25, 2020 The Facts: Synopsis: A team of mercenaries find themselves tricked into a deadly showdown with an old enemy —and racing the clock to stop a world-changing computer program from being triggered. Stars: Bruce Willis, Jesse Metcalfe, Natalie Eva Marie, Lala Kent, Sergio Rizzuto, Tyler Jon Olson, Texas

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