1/14/13 – Updated with Winners!
A few observations:
-Amy and Tina can host the show forever. They took just the right amount of jabs at the most deserving.
-They need to implement a “Must Be Present to Win” clause for any award Maggie Smith is nominated for.
-Sacha Baron Cohen needs to be put in a hot air balloon with Russell Brand and set adrift over an ocean.
-Taylor Swift and Steven Spielberg look like sore losers.
-Lena Dunham, I love your show and your writing but I feel like your speech(s) were culled from a million imaginary speeches you’ve made lying in bed at night from the time you were 10.
Film
Best Motion Picture, Comedy
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Misérables – Winner!
Moonrise Kingdom
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Silver Linings Playbook
Best Motion Picture, Drama
Argo – Winner!
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Zero Dark Thirty
Best Director, Motion Picture
Ben Affleck, Argo – Winner!
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln – Winner!
Richard Gere, Arbitrage
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty – Winner!
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
Jack Black, Bernie
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables – Winner!
Ewen McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Judy Dench, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook – Winner!
Maggie Smith, Quartet
Meryl Streep, Hope Springs
Best Foreign Language Film
Amour (Austria) – Winner!
A Royal Affair (Denmark)
The Intouchables (France)
Kon-Tiki (Norway/UK/Demark)
Rust and Bone (France)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables – Winner!
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Alan Arkin, Argo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained – Winner!
Best Animated Film
Brave – Winner!
Frankenweenie
Hotel Transylvania
Rise of the Guardians
Wreck it Ralph
Best Screenplay for a Motion Picture
Zero Dark Thirty (Mark Boal)
Lincoln (Tony Kushner)
Silver Linings Playbook (David O. Russell)
Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino) – Winner!
Argo (Chris Terrio)
Best Score for a Motion Picture
Life of Pi (Mychael Danna) – Winner!
Argo (Alexandre Desplat)
Anna Karenina (Dario Marianelli)
Cloud Atlas (Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek, Reinhold Heil)
Lincoln (John Williams)
Best Original Song, Motion Picture
“For You” – Act of Valor
“Not Running Anymore” – Stand Up Guys
“Safe & Sound” by Taylor Swift – The Hunger Games
“Skyfall” – Skyfall – Winner!
“Suddenly” – Les Misérables
Television
Best TV Series, Comedy
Big Bang Theory
Episodes
Girls – Winner!
Modern Family
Smash
Best TV Series, Drama
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Downton Abbey
Homeland – Winner!
The Newsroom
Best Performance by an actress in a TV series, Drama
Connie Britton, Nashville
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland – Winner!
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland – Winner!
Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Comedy
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Lena Dunham, Girls – Winner!
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies – Winner!
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Louie C.K., Louie
Jim Parsons, Big Bang Theory
Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Kevin Costner, Hatfields and McCoys – Winner!
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock
Woody Harrelson, Game Change
Toby Jones, The Girl
Clive Owen, Hemingway and Gellhorn
Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway and Gellhorn
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Sienna Miller, The Girl
Julianne Moore, Game Change – Winner!
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
Archie Punjabi, The Good Wife
Sarah Paulson, Game Change
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey – Winner!
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Max Greenfield, New Girl
Ed Harris, Game Change – Winner!
Danny Huston, Magic City
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Best TV Movie or Miniseries
Game Change – Winner!
The Girl
Hatfields and McCoys
The Hour
Political Animals