And the Winner Goes To…
Updated with Winners
-Amy and Tina can host the show forever. They took just the right amount of jabs at the most deserving.
-They need to implement a “Must Be Present to Win” clause for any award Maggie Smith is nominated for.
-Sacha Baron Cohen needs to be put in a hot air balloon with Russell Brand and set adrift over an ocean.
-Taylor Swift and Steven Spielberg look like sore losers.
-Lena Dunham, I love your show and your writing but I feel like your speech(s) were culled from a million imaginary speeches you’ve made lying in bed at night from the time you were 10.
The Full Ballot
Film
Best Motion Picture, Comedy
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Les Misérables WINNER
Best Motion Picture, Drama
Argo WINNER
Best Director, Motion Picture
Ben Affleck, Argo WINNER
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln WINNER
Richard Gere, Arbitrage
John Hawkes, The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty WINNER
Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Naomi Watts, The Impossible
Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
Jack Black, Bernie
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables WINNER
Ewen McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical
Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Judy Dench, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook WINNER
Maggie Smith, Quartet
Meryl Streep, Hope Springs
Best Foreign Language Film
Amour (Austria) WINNER
A Royal Affair (Denmark)
The Intouchables (France)
Kon-Tiki (Norway/UK/Demark)
Rust and Bone (France)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables WINNER
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Alan Arkin, Argo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained WINNER
Best Animated Film
Brave WINNER
Rise of the Guardians
Best Screenplay for a Motion Picture
Zero Dark Thirty (Mark Boal)
Lincoln (Tony Kushner)
Silver Linings Playbook (David O. Russell)
Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino) WINNER
Argo (Chris Terrio)
Best Score for a Motion Picture
Life of Pi (Mychael Danna) WINNER
Argo (Alexandre Desplat)
Anna Karenina (Dario Marianelli)
Cloud Atlas (Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimek, Reinhold Heil)
Lincoln (John Williams)
Best Original Song, Motion Picture
“For You” – Act of Valor
“Not Running Anymore” – Stand Up Guys
“Safe & Sound” by Taylor Swift – The Hunger Games
“Skyfall” – Skyfall WINNER
“Suddenly” – Les Misérables
Television
Best TV Series, Comedy
Big Bang Theory
Episodes
Girls WINNER
Modern Family
Smash
Best TV Series, Drama
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Downton Abbey
Homeland WINNER
The Newsroom
Best Performance by an actress in a TV series, Drama
Connie Britton, Nashville
Glenn Close, Damages
Claire Danes, Homeland WINNER
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland WINNER
Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Comedy
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
Lena Dunham, Girls WINNER
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Don Cheadle, House of Lies WINNER
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Louie C.K., Louie
Jim Parsons, Big Bang Theory
Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Kevin Costner, Hatfields and McCoys WINNER
Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock
Woody Harrelson, Game Change
Toby Jones, The Girl
Clive Owen, Hemingway and Gellhorn
Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie
Nicole Kidman, Hemingway and Gellhorn
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Sienna Miller, The Girl
Julianne Moore, Game Change WINNER
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
Archie Punjabi, The Good Wife
Sarah Paulson, Game Change
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey WINNER
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Max Greenfield, New Girl
Ed Harris, Game Change WINNER
Danny Huston, Magic City
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Best TV Movie or Miniseries
Game Change WINNER
The Girl
Hatfields and McCoys
The Hour
Political Animals
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