SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

From the land of 10,000 lakes comes a fan of 10,000 movies!

  • Movie Review ~ Lucy in the Sky

    The Facts: Synopsis: Astronaut Lucy Cola returns to Earth after a transcendent experience during a mission to space, and begins to lose touch with reality in a world that now seems too small. Stars: Natalie Portman, Jon Hamm, Dan Stevens, Zazie Beetz, Coleman Domingo, Tig Notaro, Jeffrey Donovan, Ellen Burstyn Director: Noah Hawley Rated: R

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Wolfman’s Got Nards: A Documentary

    The Facts: Synopsis: This heartfelt documentary explores the power of cult film told through the lens of the 1987 classic The Monster Squad and the impact it has on fans, cast and crew, and the industry. Director: André Gower Rated: NR Running Length: 91 minutes TMMM Score: (9/10) Review:  After horror, if there’s one genre

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  • Movie Review ~ Gemini Man

    The Facts: Synopsis: An over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself. Stars: Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Clive Owen, Benedict Wong, Linda Emond, Douglas Hodge Director: Ang Lee Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 117 minutes TMMM Score: (6.5/10) Review:  It isn’t uncommon for some movies to take a long time to get made. 

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Mary (2019)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A family looking to start a charter-boat business buys a ship that holds terrifying secrets once out on isolated waters. Stars: Gary Oldman, Emily Mortimer, Jennifer Esposito, Stefanie Scott, Owen Teague, Michael Landes Director: Michael Goi Rated: R Running Length: 84 minutes TMMM Score: (4/10) Review: There’s a myth in Hollywood that

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Scanners

    The Facts: Synopsis: A scientist sends a man with extraordinary psychic powers to hunt others like him. Stars: Jennifer O’Neill, Stephen Lack, Patrick McGoohan, Lawrence Dane, Michael Ironside, Robert A. Silverman Director: David Cronenberg Rated: R Running Length: 103 minutes TMMM Score: (8/10) Review: Around the same time Canada was hopping on the American bandwagon

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ 12 Feet Deep

    The Facts: Synopsis: Two sisters are trapped under the fiberglass cover of an Olympic sized public pool and must brave the cold and each other to survive the harrowing night. Stars: Nora-Jane Noone, Alexandra Park, Diane Farr, Tobin Bell Director: Matt Eskandari Rated: NR Running Length: 85 minutes TMMM Score: (6.5/10) Review: To this day,

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Cell

    The Facts: Synopsis: An F.B.I. Agent persuades a social worker adept with a new experimental technology to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer in order to learn where he has hidden his latest kidnap victim. Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D’Onofrio, Colton James, Dylan Baker, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Jake Weber, Tara Subkoff Director:

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Ritual

    The Facts: Synopsis: A group of university friends trekking through the forests of north Sweden are stalked by a malign presence that doesn’t want them to leave. Stars: Rafe Spall, Robert James-Collier, Arsher Ali, Sam Troughton, Paul Reid, Maria Erwolter Director: David Bruckner Rated: TV-MA Running Length: 94 minutes TMMM Score: (7.5/10) Review:  For a

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Ghost Stories

    The Facts: Synopsis: Skeptical professor Phillip Goodman embarks on a trip to the terrifying after being given a file with details of three unexplained cases of apparitions. Stars: Alex Lawther, Martin Freeman, Andy Nyman, Jill Halfpenny, Jake Davies, Nicholas Burns Director: Jeremy Dyson & Andy Nyman Rated: NR Running Length: 98 minutes TMMM Score: (7.5/10)

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Apostle

    The Facts: Synopsis: In 1905, a drifter on a dangerous mission to rescue his kidnapped sister tangles with a sinister religious cult on an isolated island. Stars: Dan Stevens, Lucy Boynton, Michael Sheen, Bill Milner, Mark Lewis Jones, Elen Rhys, Sharon Morgan Director: Gareth Evans Rated: TV-MA Running Length: 130 minutes TMMM Score: (9/10) Review: 

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