SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

From the land of 10,000 lakes comes a fan of 10,000 movies!

  • 2016 – Best of the Best, Worst of the Worst, Grand Totals

    Well hello there!   So here we are about to start the SIXTH year of this blog!  Hard to believe it and boy, does time fly.  Below I’ve compiled my list of the best and worst of 2016.  In all honesty, by the time it came to make this list things became a bit of

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  • Movie Review ~ Swiss Army Man

    The Facts: Synopsis: A hopeless man stranded in the wilderness befriends a dead body and together they go on a surreal journey to get home. Stars: Paul Dano, Daniel Radcliffe, Mary Elizabeth Winstead Director: Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert Rated: R Running Length: 95 minutes TMMM Score: (7.5/10) Review: Bound to be remembered as “that movie

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  • Movie Review ~ Assassin’s Creed

    The Facts: Synopsis: When Callum Lynch explores the memories of his ancestor Aguilar and gains the skills of a Master Assassin, he discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society. Stars: Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, Khalid Abdalla, Michael K. Williams, Charlotte Rampling, Ariane Labed Director: Justin Kurzel Rated: PG-13

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  • Movie Review ~ Jackie

    The Facts: Synopsis: Following the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy fights through grief and trauma to regain her faith, console her children, and define her husband’s historic legacy. Stars: Natalie Portman, Peter Sarsgaard, Greta Gerwig, John Hurt, Billy Crudup, Max Casella Director: Pablo Larraín Rated: R Running Length: 100 minutes Trailer Review: Here

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  • Movie Review ~ Passengers

    The Facts: Synopsis: A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 90 years early. Stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, Michael Sheen, Laurence Fishburne Director: Morton Tyldum Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 116 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Alien: Covenant

      Synopsis: The crew of the colony ship Covenant discover what they think is an uncharted paradise, but it is actually a dark, dangerous world, whose sole inhabitant is the synthetic David, survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition. Release Date:  May 19, 2017 Thoughts: Anticipation was high back in 2012 when director Ridley Scott’s mysterious

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Blade Runner 2049

    Synopsis: A new blade runner unearths a long-buried secret that has the potential to plunge what’s left of society into chaos. The discovery leads him on a quest to find Rick Deckard, a former LAPD blade runner who has been missing for 30 years. Release Date:  October 6, 2017 Thoughts: When Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Snatched

    Synopsis: When her boyfriend dumps her, Emily persuades her ultra-cautious mom to accompany her on a vacation to Ecuador. Release Date: May 12, 2017 Thoughts: 15 years.  That’s how long it’s been since Goldie Hawn (Deceived) has been seen on the big screen (not counting midnight screenings of Death Becomes Her at revival houses) and

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  • Movie Review ~ Miss Sloane

    The Facts: Synopsis: In the world of political power-brokers, Sloane takes on the most powerful opponent of her career and will do whatever is required to win. Stars: Jessica Chastain, Mark Strong, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Michael Stuhlbarg, Alison Pill, Jake Lacy, Sam Waterston, John Lithgow Director: John Madden Rated: R Running Length: 132 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Review: Miss Sloane is a timely

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  • Movie Review ~ Office Christmas Party

    The Facts: Synopsis: When his uptight CEO sister threatens to shut down his branch, the branch manager throws an epic Christmas party in order to land a big client and save the day, but the party gets way out of hand… Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Vanessa Bayer, Jillian Bell, Jamie Chung, Rob Corddry, Abbey Lee, Kate McKinnon, T.J. Miller, Olivia Munn, Karan Soni, Courtney B.

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