SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    The Facts: Synopsis: When her great aunt dies, famous horror hostess Elvira heads for the uptight New England town Falwell to claim her inheritance of a haunted house, a witch’s cookbook and a punk rock poodle. But once the stuffy locals get an eyeful of the scream queen’s ample assets, all hell busts out and

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Jennifer 8

    The Facts: Synopsis: A big city cop from LA moves to a small town police force and immediately finds himself investigating a murder. Stars: Andy Garcia, Uma Thurman, Lance Henriksen, John Malkovich, Graham Beckel, Kathy Baker, Kevin Conway Director: Bruce Robinson Rated: R Running Length: 124 minutes TMMM Score: (8/10) Review: Jennifer 8 is a

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Circle

    The Facts: Synopsis: Could you trust a jury of your peers with your life? The contestants of a mysterious death game must make harrowing decisions as they strategize for survival in this psychological sci-fi thriller. Stars: Michael Nardelli, Allegra Masters, Molly Jackson, Jordi Vilasuso, Rene Heger, Julie Benz, Lisa Pelikan, Matt Corboy Director: Aaron Hann, Mario

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Single White Female

    The Facts: Synopsis: A woman advertising for a new roommate finds that something very strange is going on with the tenant who decides to move in Stars: Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Steven Weber, Peter Friedman, Stephen Tobolowsky Director: Barbet Schroeder Rated: R Running Length: 107 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Review: Ahhhh!  It’s movies like

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Fan (1981)

    The Facts: Synopsis: An obsessive fan of actress Sally Ross strikes out at her and her loved ones when his fan letters are rejected. Stars: Lauren Bacall, James Garner, Maureen Stapleton, Hector Elizondo, Michael Biehn, Anna Maria Horsford Director: Ed Bianchi Rated: R Running Length: 94 minutes TMMM Score: (5/10) Review: I don’t think the

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  • Movie Review ~ The Accountant

    The Facts: Synopsis: As a math savant uncooks the books for a new client, the Treasury Department closes in on his activities and the body count starts to rise. Stars: Ben Affleck, Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons, Jon Bernthal, Jean Smart, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Jeffrey Tambor, John Lithgow Director: Gavin O’Connor Rated: R Running Length: 128 minutes

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The House on Sorority Row

    The Facts: Synopsis: After a seemingly innocent prank goes horribly wrong, a group of sorority sisters are stalked and murdered one by one in their sorority house while throwing a party to celebrate their graduation. Stars: Kate McNeil, Eileen Davidson, Harley Jane Kozak, Robin Meloy, Jodi Draigie, Ellen Dorsher, Lois Kelso Hunt, Janis Ward Director:

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Body Snatchers (1993)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A teenage girl and her father discover alien clones are replacing humans on a remote U.S. military base in Alabama. Stars: Gabrielle Anwar, Meg Tilly, Forest Whitaker, Terry Kinney, Billy Wirth, R. Lee Ermey Director: Abel Ferrara Rated: R Running Length: 87 TMMM Score: (6/10) Review: Jack Finney’s 1955 novel, The Body

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Brides of Dracula

    The Facts: Synopsis: A young teacher on her way to a position in Transylvania helps a young man escape the shackles his mother has put on him. In doing so, she innocently unleashes the horrors of the undead once again on the populace, including those at her school for ladies. Stars: Peter Cushing, Martita Hunt,

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Nightmare (1964)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Janet is a young student at a private school; her nights are troubled by horrible dreams in which she sees her mother haunting her. Expelled because of her persistent nightmares, Janet is sent home where the nightmares continue. Stars: David Knight, Moira Redmond, Jennie Linden, Brenda Bruce, George A. Cooper, Clytie Jessop

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