SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Intruders

    The Facts: Synopsis: Anna suffers from agoraphobia so crippling that when a trio of criminals break into her house, she cannot bring herself to flee. But what the intruders don’t realize is that agoraphobia is not her only problem. Stars: Beth Riesgraf, Martin Starr, Rory Culkin, Leticia Jimenez, Jack Kesy, Joshua Mikel Director: Adam Schindler

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Let’s Scare Jessica to Death

    The Facts: Synopsis: A recently institutionalized woman has bizarre experiences after moving into a supposedly haunted country farmhouse and fears she may be losing her sanity once again. Stars: Zohra Lampert, Barton Heyman, Kevin O’Connor, Gretchen Corbett, Alan Manson, Mariclare Costello Director: John Hancock Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 89 minutes Where to Watch: DVD/Vudu/Amazon Review:

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Starry Eyes

    The Facts: Synopsis: A hopeful young starlet uncovers the ominous origins of the Hollywood elite and enters into a deadly agreement in exchange for fame and fortune. Stars: Alex Essoe, Amanda Fuller, Noah Segan Director: Kevin Kolsch, Dennis Widmyer Rated: NR Running Length: 98 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Where to Watch: Netflix Review: We’ve seen

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Taking of Deborah Logan

    The Facts: Synopsis: An elderly woman battling Alzheimer’s disease agrees to let a film crew document her condition, but what they discover is something far more sinister going on. Stars: Jill Larson, Anne Ramsay, Michelle Ang, Brett Gentile, Jeremy DeCarlos Director: Adam Robitel Rated: R Running Length: 90 minutes TMMM Score: (8.5/10) Where to Watch:

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  • Movie Review ~ Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

    The Facts: Synopsis: When Jacob discovers clues to a mystery that spans different worlds and times, he finds Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. But the mystery and danger deepen as he gets to know the residents and learns about their special powers. Stars: Eva Green, Asa Butterfield, Ella Purnell, Samuel L. Jackson, Allison Janney,

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  • Movie Review ~ The Dressmaker

    The Facts: Synopsis: A glamorous woman returns to her small town in rural Australia. With her sewing machine and haute couture style, she transforms the women and exacts sweet revenge on those who did her wrong. Stars: Kate Winslet, Liam Hemsworth, Hugo Weaving, Sarah Snook, Judy Davis, Caroline Goodall Director: Jocelyn Moorhouse Rated: R Running

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ 20th Century Women

    Synopsis: The story of three women who explore love and freedom in Southern California during the late 1970s. Release Date: December 25, 2016 Thoughts: If Annette Bening (Girl Most Likely) were to write an autobiography at this point in her career (which is far from it’s expiration date, btw) she might think about titling it

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Fences

    Synopsis: An African American father struggles with race relations in the United States while trying to raise his family in the 1950s and coming to terms with the events of his life. Release Date: December 25, 2016 Thoughts: Fences, August Wilson’s modern classic, comes to the big screen courtesy of director/star Denzel Washington with a

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  • Movie Review ~ The Magnificent Seven (2016)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Seven gun men in the old west gradually come together to help a poor village against savage thieves. Stars: Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio, Byung Hun Lee, Manuel Garcia Rulfo, Martin Sensmeier, Haley Bennett, Matt Bomer, Billy Slaughter, Vinnie Jones, Peter Sarsgaard Director: Antoine Fuqua Rated: PG-13 Running Length:

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Passengers

    Synopsis: A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 90 years early. Release Date:  December 21, 2016 Thoughts: It’s okay if you watch this first trailer for Passengers and feel like you’ve been to this space

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