SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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  • Movie Review ~ Jem and the Holograms

    The Facts: Synopsis: As a small-town girl catapults from underground video sensation to global superstar, she and her three sisters begin a journey of discovering that some talents are too special to keep hidden Stars: Juliette Lewis, Molly Ringwald, Aubrey Peeples, Stefanie Scott, Ryan Guzman, Hayley Kiyoko, Aurora Perrineau Director: Jon M. Chu Rated: PG

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  • Movie Review ~ Goosebumps

    The Facts: Synopsis: A teenager teams up with the daughter of young adult horror author R.L. Stine after the writer’s imaginary demons are set free on the town of Greendale, Maryland. Stars: Jack Black, Amy Ryan, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush, Jillian Bell, Ryan Lee, Ken Marino, Director: Rob Letterman Rated: PG Running Length: 103 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM

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  • Movie Review ~ Freeheld

    The Facts: Synopsis: New Jersey police lieutenant, Laurel Hester, and her registered domestic partner, Stacie Andree, both battle to secure Hester’s pension benefits when she is diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stars: Julianne Moore, Ellen Page, Michael Shannon, Steve Carell Director: Peter Sollett Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 103 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM Score: (5/10) Review:

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  • Movie Review ~ Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead

    The Facts: Synopsis: A look at the history of the American comedy publication and production company, National Lampoon, from its beginning in the 1970s to 2010, featuring rare and never-before-seen footage. Stars: Chevy Chase, Kevin Bacon, Al Jean, Billy Bob Thornton, Ivan Reitman, John Landis, Judd Apatow, P.J. O’Rourke Director: Douglas Tirola Rated: R Running

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  • Movie Review ~ Goodnight Mommy

    The Facts: Synopsis: Twin boys move to a new home with their mother after she has face changing cosmetic surgery, but under her bandages is someone the children don’t recognize. Stars: Susanne Wuest, Lukas Schwarz, Elias Schwarz Director: Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala Rated: R Running Length: 99 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM Score: (6/10) Review:

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    Synopsis: Jane Austen’s classic tale of the tangled relationships between lovers from different social classes in 19th century England is faced with a new challenge — an army of undead zombies. Release Date: February 5, 2016 Thoughts: Inspired by Jane Austen’s literary classic and Seth Grahame-Smith’s cheeky genre-bending spoof, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies aims to

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  • Movie Review ~ The Martian

    The Facts: Synopsis: During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and

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  • Movie Review ~ Hotel Transylvania 2

    The Facts: Synopsis: Dracula and his friends try to bring out the monster in his half human, half vampire grandson in order to keep Mavis from leaving the hotel. Stars: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Steve Buscemi, Kevin James, Molly Shannon, Jon Lovitz, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Mel Brooks, Fran Drescher, Keegan-Michael Key Director: Genndy Tartakovsky Rated: PG Running Length: 89 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10)

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  • Movie Review ~ Sicario

    The Facts: Synopsis: An idealistic FBI agent is enlisted by an elected government task force to aid in the escalating war against drugs at the border area between the U.S. and Mexico. Stars: Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Daniel Kaluuya, Victor Garber, Jon Bernthal, Jeffrey Donovan Director: Denis Villeneuve Rated: R Running Length: 121 minutes Trailer

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  • Movie Review ~ The Intern

    The Facts: Synopsis: 70-year-old widower Ben Whittaker has discovered that retirement isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin. Stars: Robert De Niro, Robert De Niro, Anne Hathaway,Rene Russo, Anders Holm, Adam DeVine, Andrew Rannells,Linda Lavin, Christina

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