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Tag: Blumhouse

  • Movie Review ~ They/Them

    Movie Review ~ They/Them

    The Facts: Synopsis: When a group of queer campers is welcomed to a gay conversion camp, they are promised a week of programming meant to “help them find a new sense of freedom.” As Whistler Camp’s methods become increasingly more psychologically unsettling, the campers must work together to protect themselves.Stars: Kevin Bacon, Anna Chlumsky, Carrie

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  • Movie Review ~ The Black Phone

    Movie Review ~ The Black Phone

    The Facts: Synopsis: After being abducted by a child killer and locked in a soundproof basement, a 13-year-old boy starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from the killer’s previous victims.Stars: Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, James RansoneDirector: Scott DerricksonRated: RRunning Length: 102 minutesTMMM Score: (8/10)Review:  In much the same way I

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  • Movie Review ~ Unhuman

    Movie Review ~ Unhuman

    The Facts: Synopsis: Seven misfit students must unite against a growing gang of unhuman savages.Stars: Brianne Tju, Benjamin Wadsworth, Uriah Shelton, Ali Gallo, Drew Scheid, Lo Graham, Peter GilesDirector: Marcus DunstanRated: NRRunning Length: 90 minutesTMMM Score: (5.5/10)Review: Two short weeks ago, we talked about Torn Hearts, a Blumhouse Television and EPIX production that hit a

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  • Movie Review ~ Dashcam

    Movie Review ~ Dashcam

    The Facts: Synopsis:  Two friends live stream the most terrifying night of their lives on a horror-fueled road trip.Stars: Annie Hardy, Angela Enahoro, Amar Chandha-PatelDirector: Rob SavageRated: RRunning Length: 77 minutesTMMM Score: (6/10)Review:  When the pandemic was in full swing, independent filmmakers had to get creative if they wanted to continue to work without major

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  • Movie Review ~ Torn Hearts

    Movie Review ~ Torn Hearts

    The Facts: Synopsis: A country music duo seeks out their idol and ends up in a twisted series of horrors that force them to confront the limits they’d go for their dreams.Stars: Katey Sagal, Abby Quinn, Alexxis Lemire, Joshua Leonard, Shiloh FernandezDirector: Brea GrantRated: NRRunning Length: 97 minutesTMMM Score: (7/10)Review:  Horror is a genre that

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  • Movie Review ~ The Forever Purge

    The Facts: Synopsis: All the rules are broken as a sect of lawless marauders decides that the annual Purge does not stop at daybreak and instead should never end. Stars: Josh Lucas, Ana de la Reguera, Tenoch Huerta, Will Patton, Leven Rambin, Cassidy Freeman, Susie Abromeit, Will Brittain Director: Everado Gout Rated: R Running Length:

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  • Movie Review ~ You Should Have Left

    The Facts: Synopsis: Strange events plague a couple and their young daughter when they rent a secluded countryside house that has a dark past. Stars: Kevin Bacon, Amanda Seyfried, Avery Tiiu Essex Director: David Koepp Rated: R Running Length: 93 minutes TMMM Score: (5/10) Review:  Ever since movie theaters shut down in early April, there

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Black Christmas (2019)

    Synopsis: A group of students are stalked by a stranger during their Christmas break. A remake of the 1974 horror film Black Christmas. Release Date:  December 13, 2019 Thoughts:  Though Halloween has often worn the crown as the original stalk and slash holiday film, 1974’s Black Christmas beat it to theaters by a solid four

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Halloween (2018)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago. Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, Haluk Bilginer, Nick Castle, James Jude Courtney, Virginia Gardner, Miles Robbins, Toby Huss, Rhian

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  • Movie Review ~ Split

    The Facts: Synopsis: After three girls are kidnapped by a man with 24 distinct personalities they must find some of the different personalities that can help them while running away and staying alive from the others. Stars: James McAvoy, Anya Taylor Joy, Betty Buckley, Jessica Sula, Haley Lu Richardson Director: M. Night Shyamalan Rated: PG-13

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