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Tag: Horror

  • Movie Review ~ Loop Track

    Movie Review ~ Loop Track

    The Facts: Synopsis: On the verge of a nervous breakdown, Ian disappears from the world and takes a hike in the New Zealand wilderness. His efforts to avoid other hikers are futile, and he can never shake the constant feeling that they are being stalked by someone or something sinister… Far from society, Ian questions

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  • Movie Review ~ It’s a Wonderful Knife

    Movie Review ~ It’s a Wonderful Knife

    The Facts: Synopsis: A year after saving her town from a psychotic killer on Christmas Eve, Winnie Carruthers’ life is less than wonderful — but when she wishes she’d never been born, she finds herself in a nightmare parallel universe and discovers that without her, things could be much, much worse.Stars: Jane Widdop, Jess McLeod,

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Three single women in a picturesque village have their wishes granted, at a cost, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.Stars: Jack Nicholson, Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon, Veronica Cartwright, Richard Jenkins, Keith Jochim, Carel StruyckenDirector: George MillerRated: RRunning Length: 118 minutesTMMM Score: (9/10)Review: In 1988, renting a movie

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Vacancy (2007)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Vacancy (2007)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A married couple is stranded at an isolated motel after their car breaks down and is soon stalked by masked killers for their snuff films.Stars: Kate Beckinsale, Luke Wilson, Frank Whaley, Ethan EmbryDirector: Nimród AntalRated: RRunning Length: 85 minutesTMMM Score: (7/10)Review: As the market became saturated with run-of-the-mill horror leftovers in the

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Strangers (2008)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Strangers (2008)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A young couple staying in an isolated vacation home is terrorized by three unknown assailants.Stars: Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman, Glenn Howerton, Gemma Ward, Laura Margolis, Kip WeeksDirector: Bryan BertinoRated: RRunning Length: 85 minutesTMMM Score: (8/10)Review: I made a strategic error when I first saw The Strangers in theaters during the summer of

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ When Evil Lurks

    31 Days to Scare ~ When Evil Lurks

    The Facts: Synopsis: The residents of a small rural town in Argentina discover that a demon is about to be born among them and desperately try to escape — but it may be too late.Stars: Ezequiel Rodriguez, Demián Salomon, Luis Ziembrowski, Silvia Sabater, Marcelo MichinauxDirector: Demián RugnaRated: NRRunning Length: 99 minutesTMMM Score: (8/10)Review: Earlier this

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Who Invited Them (2022)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Who Invited Them (2022)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Adam and Margo’s housewarming party goes well enough, except this one mysterious couple is lingering after the other guests have left.Stars: Ryan Hansen, Melissa Tang, Timothy Granaderos, Perry Mattfeld, Tipper Newton, Barry RothbartDirector: Duncan BirminghamRated: NRRunning Length: 81 minutesTMMM Score: (7/10)Review: I tell ya, throwing a party can be murder, am I

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Howling (1981)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Howling (1981)

    The Facts: Synopsis: After a bizarre and near-deadly encounter with a serial killer, a television newswoman is sent to a remote mountain resort whose residents may not be what they seem.Stars: Dee Wallace, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan, Christopher Stone, Belinda Balaski, Kevin McCarthy, John Carradine, Slim Pickens, Elisabeth BrooksDirector: Joe DanteRated: RRunning Length: 91 minutesTMMM

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The House by the Cemetery (1981)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A young family moves from their cramped New York City apartment to a spacious new home in New England. But his is no ordinary house in the country: the previous owner was the deranged Dr. Freudstein, whose monstrous human experiments have left a legacy of bloody mayhem. Now, someone – or something

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Door (1988)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Door (1988)

    The Facts: Synopsis: With her husband working increasingly long hours at the office and their young son off at school, Yasuko spends her days alone, fending off a barrage of calls from a variety of determined salesmen, but when one such interaction ends with Yasuko inadvertently trapping a pushy peddler’s hand in her door, his

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