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Wile E. Coyote Takes on ACME: Movie Review

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August 18, 2026
Movie Review ~ Ricky Stanicky

Movie Review Ricky Stanicky 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Ricky Stanicky is the name of an imaginary character invented by three longtime friends, as someone to blame for their misbehavior over the past two decades. When their partners become suspicious and demand to meet Stanicky, they decide to hire a washed-up actor to bring the character…
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March 7, 2024
Movie Review ~ Argylle

Movie Review Argylle 1/10 The Facts Synopsis: An introverted spy novelist who seldom leaves her home is drawn into the real world of espionage when the plots of her books get a little too close to the activities of a sinister underground syndicate. Director: Matthew Vaughn Stars: Henry Cavill, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Bryan…
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January 31, 2024
Movie Review ~ Barbie

Movie Review Barbie 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Barbie suffers a crisis that leads her to question her world and her existence. Director: Greta Gerwig Stars: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon, Issa Rae, Rhea Perlman, Will Ferrell, Hari Nef, Emma Mackey, Dua Lipa, Simu Liu, Scott Evans, John Cena, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Helen Mirren,…
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July 18, 2023
Movie Review ~ Fast X

Movie Review Fast X 8/10 The Facts Synopsis: Dom Toretto and his family are targeted by the vengeful son of drug kingpin Hernan Reyes. Director: Louis Leterrier Stars: Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Jason Momoa, Nathalie Emmanuel, Jordana Brewster, John Cena, Jason Statham, Sung Kang, Alan Ritchson, Daniela Melchior, Scott Eastwood,…
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May 17, 2023
Movie Review ~ Vacation Friends

Movie Review Vacation Friends 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: A couple meets up with another couple while on vacation in Mexico, but their friendship takes an awkward turn when they get back home. Director: Clay Tarver Stars: John Cena, Lil Rel Howery, Meredith Hagner, Yvonne Orji, Robert Wisdom, Andrew Bachelor, Lynn Whitfield Rated: R Running Length:…
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August 27, 2021
Movie Review ~ The Suicide Squad

Movie Review The Suicide Squad 6.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Supervillains Harley Quinn, Bloodsport, Peacemaker and a collection of nutty cons at Belle Reve prison join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X as they are dropped off at the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Director: James Gunn Stars: Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, John Cena, Joel…
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August 7, 2021
Movie Review ~ F9: The Fast Saga

Movie Review F9: The Fast Saga 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Dominic Toretto and his crew battle the most skilled assassin and high-performance driver they’ve ever encountered: his forsaken brother. Director: Justin Lin Stars: Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Nathalie Emmanuel, John Cena, Charlize Theron, Sung Kang, Helen Mirren, Kurt Russell, Lucas…
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June 28, 2021
Movie Review ~ Dolittle

Movie Review Dolittle 6/10 The Facts Synopsis: Dr. John Dolittle lives in solitude behind the high walls of his lush manor in 19th-century England. His only companionship comes from an array of exotic animals that he speaks to on a daily basis. But when young Queen Victoria becomes gravely ill, the eccentric doctor and his…
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January 16, 2020
Movie Review ~ Bumblebee

Movie Review Bumblebee 8/10 The Facts Synopsis: On the run in the year 1987, Bumblebee finds refuge in a junkyard in a small Californian beach town. Charlie (Hailee Steinfeld), on the cusp of turning 18 and trying to find her place in the world, discovers Bumblebee, battle-scarred and broken. When Charlie revives him, she quickly…
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December 22, 2018