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  • Movie Review ~ Haunted Mansion (2023)

    Movie Review ~ Haunted Mansion (2023)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A single mother and her son move into a New Orleans mansion, only to find that it isn’t quite as empty as expected. To combat the spirits, they hire a grieving widower who works as a ghost tour guide, a psychic, a priest, and a local historian to exorcise the spirits from

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  • Movie Review ~ Paint

    Movie Review ~ Paint

    The Facts: Synopsis: Carl Nargle, Vermont’s #1 public television painter, is convinced he has it all: a signature perm, custom van, and fans hanging on his every stroke… until a younger, better artist steals everything (and everyone) Carl loves.Stars: Owen Wilson, Michaela Watkins, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Ciara Renée, Lucy Freyer, Lusia Strus, Stephen RootDirector: Brit McAdamsRated:

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  • Movie Review ~ Marry Me

    Movie Review ~ Marry Me

    The Facts: Synopsis: Music superstars Kat Valdez and Bastian are getting married before a global audience of fans. When Kat learns that Bastian has been unfaithful, seconds before her vows, she decides to marry Charlie, a stranger in the crowd, instead.Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Maluma, Chloe Coleman, Sarah SilvermanDirector: Kat CorioRated: PG-13Running Length: 112

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  • Streaming Review ~ Loki (Episodes 1 & 2)

    The Facts: Synopsis: After stealing the Tesseract during the events of Avengers: Endgame, an alternate version of Loki is brought to the mysterious Time Variance Authority who give Loki a choice: face being deleted from existence due to being a “time variant” or help fix the timeline and stop a greater threat. Stars: Tom Hiddleston,

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  • Movie Review ~ Bliss

    The Facts: Synopsis: A mind-bending love story following a recently unemployed divorcee who meets a mysterious woman who is convinced that the polluted, broken world around them is just a computer simulation. Stars: Salma Hayek, Owen Wilson, Madeline Zima, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., Joshua Leonard, Ronny Chieng Director: Mike Cahill Rated: R Running Length: 104 minutes

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Anaconda

    31 Days to Scare ~ Anaconda

    The Facts: Synopsis: A film crew traveling on the Amazon River is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who forces them along on his quest to capture the world’s largest – and deadliest – snake. Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde, Owen Wilson, Kari Wuhrer Director: Luis Llosa Rated: PG-13

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Haunting (1999)

    The Facts: Synopsis: When Eleanor, Theo, and Luke decide to take part in a sleep study at a huge mansion they get more than they bargained for when Dr. Marrow tells them of the house’s ghostly past. Stars: Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Owen Wilson, Lili Taylor, Bruce Dern, Marian Seldes Director: Jan de Bont Rated:

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  • Movie Review ~ Zoolander 2

    The Facts: Synopsis: Derek and Hansel are modelling again when an opposing company attempts to take them out from the business. Stars: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, Billy Zane, Fred Armisen, Christine Taylor, Cyrus Arnold, Justin Bieber, Kyle Mooney Director: Ben Stiller Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 102 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM Score: (4.5/10) Review:  I guess

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ She’s Funny That Way

    Synopsis: When an established director casts his call girl-turned-actress in a new play to star alongside his wife and her ex-lover, a zany love tangle forms with hilarious twists. Release Date: August 21, 2015 Thoughts: You know what’s not funny?  How many times this movie has changed titles and release dates…never a good sign for

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Zoolander 2

    Synopsis: Derek and Hansel are modelling again when an opposing company attempts to take them out from the business. Release Date: February 12, 2016 Thoughts: In a case of striking while the iron is ice cold, Ben Stiller is resurrecting his dunderhead model character from the 2001 sleeper hit. Released two weeks after the September

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