SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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Tag: Relativity Media

  • Movie Review ~ The Man in the White Van

    Movie Review ~ The Man in the White Van

    The Man in the White Van Synopsis: In a seemingly perfect Florida town in 1975, a lively young girl named Annie Williams becomes the target of a menacing man in a white van, turning her carefree life into a harrowing ordeal as her parents struggle to believe her.Stars: Madison Wolfe, Brec Bassinger, Skai Jackson, Ali…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Woman in Black: Angel of Death

    Synopsis: 40 years after the first haunting at Eel Marsh House, a group of children evacuated from WWII London arrive, awakening the house’s darkest inhabitant. Release Date: TBA 2015 Thoughts: In another example of striking when the iron is lukewarm, the sequel to the 2012 modest hit The Woman in Black will arrive in theaters…

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  • Movie Review ~ The November Man

    The Facts: Synopsis: An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect. Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey, Olga Kurylenko, Eliza Taylor, Caterina Scorsone, Bill Smitrovich, Will Patton Director: Roger Donaldson Rated:…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The November Man

    Synopsis: An ex-CIA operative is brought back in on a very personal mission and finds himself pitted against his former pupil in a deadly game involving high level CIA officials and the Russian president-elect. Release Date: August 27, 2014 Thoughts: Though he’s now three films removed from the James Bond series and a sequel to the…

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  • Movie Review ~ Earth to Echo

    The Facts: Synopsis: After receiving a bizarre series of encrypted messages, a group of kids embark on an adventure with an alien who needs their help. Stars: Teo Halm, Brian “Astro” Bradley, Reese Hartwig, Ella Linnea Wahlestedt Director: Dave Green Rated: PG Running Length: 89 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Review:  More than likely had I…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ 3 Days to Kill

    Synopsis: A dying Secret Service Agent trying to reconnect with his estranged daughter is offered an experimental drug that could save his life in exchange for one last assignment. Release Date:  February 21, 2014 Thoughts: When I first saw the trailer for 3 Days to Kill I kept thinking what a great Liam Neeson impression…

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  • Movie Review ~ Don Jon

    The Facts: Synopsis: A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love. Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza, Brie Larson, Glenne Headly Director: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Rated: R Running Length: 90 minutes Trailer…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Family

    The Facts: Synopsis: The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard. Stars: Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, Dianna Agron, John D’Leo, Domenick Lombardozzi Director: Luc Besson Rated: R Running Length: 108…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Romeo & Juliet (2013)

    Synopsis: When the star-crossed lovers of two enemy families meet, forbidden love ensues. Release Date:  October 11, 2013 Thoughts:  I suppose every generation needs its own adaptation of William Shakespeare’s classic tale of love torn apart by conflict, right?  Though the storyline has been borrowed for many a film (most recently in the clever zom-com Warm…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Family

    Synopsis: The Manzoni family, a notorious mafia clan, is relocated to Normandy, France under the witness protection program, where fitting in soon becomes challenging as their old habits die hard. Release Date:  September 20, 2013 Thoughts: Despite having one of the most lackluster titles in film history (why not just call it, That One Film…

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