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Tag: Salma Hayek

  • Movie Review ~ House of Gucci

    Movie Review ~ House of Gucci

    Movie Review House of Gucci 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: When Patrizia Reggiani, an outsider from humble beginnings, marries into the Gucci family, her unbridled ambition begins to unravel their legacy and triggers a reckless spiral of betrayal, decadence, revenge, and ultimately…murder. Director: Ridley Scott Stars: Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Jeremy Irons, Al Pacino,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Eternals

    Movie Review ~ Eternals

    Movie Review Eternals 9/10 The Facts Synopsis: A team of ancient aliens known as the Eternals have been living on Earth in secret for thousands of years. When an unexpected tragedy forces them out of the shadows, they reunite against mankind’s most ancient enemy, the Deviants. Director: Chloé Zhao Stars: Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina…

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  • Movie Review ~ Bliss

    Movie Review Bliss 4/10 The Facts Synopsis: A mind-bending love story following a recently unemployed divorcee who meets a mysterious woman who is convinced that the polluted, broken world around them is just a computer simulation. Director: Mike Cahill Stars: Salma Hayek, Owen Wilson, Madeline Zima, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., Joshua Leonard, Ronny Chieng Rated: R…

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  • Movie Review ~ Like a Boss

    Movie Review Like a Boss 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Best friends Mia and Mel run their own cosmetics company — a business they built from the ground up. But they’re also in over their heads financially, and the prospect of a buyout offer from an industry titan proves too tempting to pass up. Director: Miguel…

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  • Movie Review ~ Sausage Party

    Movie Review Sausage Party 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence. Director: Conrad Vernon, Greg Tiernan Stars: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Salma Hayek, Edward Norton, David Krumholtz, Nick Kroll, Michael Cera, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Bill Hader, Anders Holm, Paul Rudd, Danny McBride Rated: R Running…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Grown Ups 2

    Synopsis: After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. Release Date:  July 12, 2013 Thoughts: Grudgingly, I’ll admit that when I caught the…

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