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Tag: Thomas Haden Church

Movie Review ~ Accidental Texan

Movie Review Accidental Texan 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: Erwin finds himself stranded in Texas, where he’s taken under the wing of a nearly bankrupt oil driller Merle. They set off on a wild adventure to outwit a corrupt oil company to hit pay dirt before Merle’s dreams are foreclosed. Director: Mark Lambert Bristol Stars: Thomas…
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March 8, 2024
Movie Review ~ Spider-Man: No Way Home

Movie Review Spider-Man: No Way Home 9/10 The Facts Synopsis: With Spider-Man’s identity now revealed, Peter asks Doctor Strange for help. When a spell goes wrong, dangerous foes from other worlds start to appear, forcing Peter to discover what it truly means to be Spider-Man. Director: Jon Watts Stars: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jon…
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December 17, 2021
Movie Review ~ The Peanut Butter Falcon

Movie Review The Peanut Butter Falcon 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: A young boy with Down Syndrome runs away to fulfill his dream of becoming a professional wrestler. Director: Tyler Nilson & Mike Schwartz Stars: Dakota Johnson, Bruce Dern, Shia LaBeouf, Zack Gottsagen, John Hawkes, Thomas Haden Church, Jon Bernthal Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 93 minutes…
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August 30, 2019
Movie Review ~ Hellboy (2019)

Movie Review Hellboy (2019) 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Hellboy and his closest allies battle an undead sorceress who has the intention of destroying the world Director: Neil Marshall Stars: David Harbour, Ian McShane, Milla Jovovich, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, Thomas Haden Church, Penelope Mitchell, Sophie Okonedo, Brian Gleeson, Alistair Petrie Rated: R Running Length:…
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April 10, 2019
Movie Review ~ Daddy’s Home

Movie Review Daddy’s Home 3/10 The Facts Synopsis: A mild-mannered radio executive strives to become the best stepdad to his wife’s two children, but complications ensue when their freewheeling and freeloading real father arrives, forcing him to compete for the affection of the kids. Director: Sean Anders Stars: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, Thomas Haden Church, Hannibal Buress Rated:…
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December 24, 2015
The Silver Bullet ~ Max

Synopsis: A dog that helped US Marines in Afghanistan returns to the U.S. and is adopted by his handler’s family after suffering a traumatic experience. Release Date: June 26, 2015 Thoughts: Warner Brothers is betting big on the Max moniker in 2015. In May the studio releases their forever-in-production highly anticipated Mad Max: Fury Road…
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April 1, 2015
The Silver Bullet ~ Heaven is for Real

Synopsis: A small-town father must find the courage and conviction to share his son’s extraordinary, life-changing experience with the world. Release Date: April 16, 2014 Thoughts: The good news here is that this isn’t a sequel to Greg Kinnear’s dreadful 1996 “comedy” Dear God. No, Heaven is for Real looks like the kind of PG-rated…
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January 9, 2014
Movie Review ~ Killer Joe

Movie Review Killer Joe 5.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: When a debt puts a young man’s life in danger, he turns to putting a hit out on his evil mother in order to collect the insurance. Director: William Friedkin Stars: Matthew McConaughey, Emile Hirsch, Juno Temple, Thomas Haden Church, Gina Gershon Rated: NC-17 Running Length: 103…
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August 22, 2012