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Tag: Horror

  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Door (1988)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Door (1988)

    The Facts: Synopsis: With her husband working increasingly long hours at the office and their young son off at school, Yasuko spends her days alone, fending off a barrage of calls from a variety of determined salesmen, but when one such interaction ends with Yasuko inadvertently trapping a pushy peddler’s hand in her door, his

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Horror Express (1972)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Horror Express (1972)

    The Facts: Synopsis: In 1906, passengers aboard a European-bound Trans-Siberian Railway train are stalked, one by one, by an alien intelligence inhabiting the frozen body of an ancient primitive humanoid brought onboard by an anthropologist.Stars: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Alberto de Mendoza, Silvia Tortosa, Julio Peña, George Rigaud, Ángel del Pozo, Telly SavalasDirector: Eugenio MartínRated:

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Guardian (1990)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Guardian (1990)

    The Facts: Synopsis: It’s every parent’s worst fear as a couple’s live-in babysitter’s true intentions are revealed, and a battle for the newborn baby’s soul ensues.Stars: Jenny Seagrove, Dwier Brown, Carey Lowell, Brad Hall, Miguel Ferrer, Natalia Nogulich, Pamela Brull, Gary Swanson, Jack David Walker, Willy Parsons, Frank Noon, Theresa Randle, Ray ReinhardtDirector: William FriedkinRated:

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Dark Harvest (2023)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Dark Harvest (2023)

    The Facts: Synopsis: In a cursed town, the annual harvest becomes a brutal battle for survival.Stars: Casey Likes, E’myri Crutchfield, Dustin Ceithamer, Elizabeth Reaser, Jeremy Davies, Luke Kirby, Britain Dalton, Steven McCarthyDirector: David SladeRated: RRunning Length: 93 minutesTMMM Score: (4/10)Review: You can easily see what appealed to Hollywood producers in author Norman Partridge’s 2006 nifty novella

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Ruins (2008)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Ruins (2008)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn when friends embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.Stars: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore, Laura Ramsey, Joe AndersonDirector: Carter SmithRated: RRunning Length: 93 minutesTMMM Score: (7/10)Review: When a novel reads like a good movie, you

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Play Misty for Me (1971)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Play Misty for Me (1971)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A brief fling between a disc jockey and an obsessed fan takes a frightening and perhaps even deadly turn when another woman enters the picture.Stars: Clint Eastwood, Jessica Walter, Donna Mills, John Larch, Jack Ging, Irene Hervey, James McEachin, Clarice TaylorDirector: Clint EastwoodRated: RRunning Length: 102 minutesTMMM Score: (7.5/10)Review:  After seventeen years

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  • Movie Review ~ What You Wish For

    Movie Review ~ What You Wish For

    The Facts: Synopsis: A down-on-his-luck chef gets more than he bargained for when he steps into the life of an old culinary school pal, a private chef for the über-rich.Stars: Nick Stahl, Tamsin Topolski, Randy Vasquez, Penelope Mitchell, Juan Carlos Messier, Brian GrohDirector: Nicholas TomnayRated: NRRunning Length: 101 minutesTMMM Score: (8/10)Review: Admittedly, I have the palette of an 11-year-old, but

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  • Movie Review ~ Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

    Movie Review ~ Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

    The Facts: Synopsis: In 1969, a young Jud Crandall has dreams of leaving his hometown of Ludlow, Maine, behind, but soon discovers sinister secrets buried within and is forced to confront a dark family history that will forever keep him connected to Ludlow.Stars: Jackson White, Forrest Goodluck, Jack Mulhern, Henry Thomas, Natalie Alyn Lind, Isabella

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  • Movie Review ~ Bad Things

    Movie Review ~ Bad Things

    The Facts: Synopsis: A group of friends go to a hotel for a weekend getaway and soon discover that women do bad things hereStars: Gayle Rankin, Hari Nef, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Rad Pereira, Molly RingwaldDirector: Stewart ThorndikeRated: NRRunning Length: 87 minutesTMMM Score: (4/10)Review: I’ll start reviewing the new horror film Bad Things by doing a visual

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  • Movie Review ~ Dark Windows

    Movie Review ~ Dark Windows

    The Facts: Synopsis: A group of teenagers take a trip to an isolated summerhouse in the countryside. What starts as a peaceful getaway turns into a horrific nightmare when a masked man begins to terrorize them in the most gruesome ways. Stars: Anna Bullard, Annie Hamilton, Rory Alexander, Jóel Sæmundsson, Morten Holst Director: Alex Herron

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