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Tag: Justin Long

  • Movie Review ~ It’s a Wonderful Knife

    Movie Review ~ It’s a Wonderful Knife

    The Facts: Synopsis: A year after saving her town from a psychotic killer on Christmas Eve, Winnie Carruthers’ life is less than wonderful — but when she wishes she’d never been born, she finds herself in a nightmare parallel universe and discovers that without her, things could be much, much worse.Stars: Jane Widdop, Jess McLeod,…

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Goosebumps (2023)

    31 Days to Scare ~ Goosebumps (2023)

    31 Days to Scare Goosebumps (2023) 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: After accidentally releasing supernatural forces, five teenagers must find a way to work together and recapture them while discovering their parents’ secrets from their teenage years. Director: Rob Letterman Stars: Justin Long, Rob Huebel, Rachael Harris, Zack Morris, Isa Briones, Ana Yi Puig, Miles McKenna,…

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Dear David

    31 Days to Scare ~ Dear David

    31 Days to Scare Dear David 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: After comic artist Adam responds to Internet trolls, he begins experiencing sleep paralysis. As he chronicles increasingly malevolent occurrences in a series of tweets, Adam starts to believe he is haunted by the ghost of a dead child named David. Director: John McPhail Stars: Augustus…

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  • Movie Review ~ Christmas with the Campbells

    Movie Review ~ Christmas with the Campbells

    The Facts: Synopsis: When Jesse gets dumped right before the holidays by her boyfriend Shawn, his parents convince her to still spend Christmas with them and Shawn’s handsome cousin while Shawn is away.Stars: Justin Long, Brittany Snow, JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Julia Duffy, George Wendt, Alex MoffatDirector: Clare NiederpruemRated: NRRunning Length: 88 minutesTMMM Score: (7/10)Review:  As…

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  • Movie Review ~ House of Darkness

    Movie Review ~ House of Darkness

    The Facts: Synopsis: Driving home to her secluded estate after meeting at a local bar, a player out to score thinks his beautiful, mysterious date will be another casual hook-up. While getting acquainted, their flirtation turns playful, sexy, and sinister. Hoping to get lucky, his luck may have just run out.Stars: Justin Long, Kate Bosworth,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Barbarian

    Movie Review ~ Barbarian

    The Facts: Synopsis: A woman staying at an Airbnb discovers that the house she has rented is not what it seems.Stars: Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Matthew Patrick Davis, Richard Brake, Jaymes Butler, Kurt BraunohlerDirector: Zach CreggerRated: RRunning Length: 102 minutesTMMM Score: (8/10)Review: There’s a clever bit of marketing surrounding the release of the…

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  • Movie Review ~ Lady of the Manor

    Movie Review ~ Lady of the Manor

    Movie Review Lady of the Manor 2.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: An aimless ne’er-do-well becomes a tour guide in a historic estate and winds up befriending the manor’s resident ghost. Director: Justin Long and Christian Long Stars: Melanie Lynskey, Judy Greer, Justin Long, Luis Guzmán, Ryan Phillippe, Patrick Duffy Rated: R Running Length: 96 minutes The…

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Drag Me to Hell

    31 Days to Scare ~ Drag Me to Hell

    31 Days to Scare Drag Me to Hell 9/10 The Facts Synopsis: A loan officer who evicts an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse. Director: Sam Raimi Stars: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer, Adriana Barraza, Chelcie Ross, Reggie Lee, Molly Cheek, Bojana Novakovic…

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  • Movie Review ~ Tusk

    Movie Review Tusk 6/10 The Facts Synopsis: When podcaster Wallace Bryton goes missing in the backwoods of Manitoba while interviewing a mysterious seafarer named Howard Howe, his best friend Teddy and girlfriend Allison team with an ex-cop to look for him. Director: Kevin Smith Stars: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez Rated:…

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