SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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Tag: New Line Cinema

  • The Silver Bullet ~ Annabelle

    Synopsis: A spinoff of The Conjuring that follows the origins of the demonic doll featured in the 2013 film. Release Date: October 3, 2014 Thoughts: It was around this time last summer when The Conjuring opened in theaters, scaring the pants off of audiences (this reviewer included) and increasing the sales of nightlights everywhere. Not to

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  • Movie Review ~ Tammy

    The Facts: Synopsis: After losing her job and learning that her husband has been unfaithful, a woman hits the road with her profane, hard-drinking grandmother. Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Susan Sarandon, Allison Janney, Gary Cole, Mark Duplass, Toni Collette, Nat Faxon, Dan Aykroyd, Kathy Bates, Sandra Oh Director: Ben Falcone Rated: R Running Length: 96 minutes

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Tammy

    Synopsis: After losing her job and learning that her husband has been unfaithful, a woman hits the road with her profane, hard-drinking grandmother. Release Date:  July 2, 2014 Thoughts: Ok…let me just say something that no one seems really willing to say: Melissa McCarthy has not delivered on the promise put forth in her rightfully

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  • Movie Review ~ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Facts: Synopsis: The dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim Erebor, their homeland, from Smaug. Stars: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lilly, Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Evans, Stephen Fry, Lee Pace Director: Peter Jackson Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 161 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM

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  • In Praise of Teasers ~ Mortal Kombat (1995)

    I have a serious problem with movie trailers lately. It seems like nearly every preview that’s released is about 2:30 minutes long and gives away almost every aspect of the movie, acting more like a Cliff Notes version of the movie being advertised rather than something to entice an audience into coming back and seeing

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  • Movie Review ~ We’re the Millers

    The Facts: Synopsis: A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico. Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Roberts, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Will Poulter, Ed Helms Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber Rated: R Running Length: 110 minutes Trailer Review:

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  • Movie Review ~ The Conjuring

    The Facts: Synopsis: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse. Forced to confront a powerful entity, the Warrens find themselves caught in the most terrifying case of their lives. Stars: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ron Livingston, Lili Taylor, Joey King, Shanley Caswell, Haley

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    Synopsis: The Dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf have successfully escaped the Misty Mountains, and Bilbo has gained the One Ring. They all continue their journey to get their gold back from the Dragon, Smaug. Release Date:  December 13, 2013 Thoughts: I’d like to say I was one of the relative few that accepted Peter Jackson’s The

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ We’re the Millers

    Synopsis: A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico. Release Date:  August 9, 2013 Thoughts: Attempting to shed her Friends image yet again, Jennifer Aniston (Wanderlust) dives headfirst into this black comedy as a stripper that gets involved

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ The Conjuring (Trailer #2)

    Synopsis: Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren work to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in their farmhouse. Forced to confront a powerful entity, the Warrens find themselves caught in the most terrifying case of their lives. Release Date:  July 19, 2013 Thoughts:  I don’t normally post a second trailer for a movie

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