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  • Movie Review ~ Haunted Mansion (2023)

    Movie Review ~ Haunted Mansion (2023)

    Movie Review Haunted Mansion (2023) 4/10 The Facts Synopsis: A single mother and her son move into a New Orleans mansion, only to find that it isn’t quite as empty as expected. To combat the spirits, they hire a grieving widower who works as a ghost tour guide, a psychic, a priest, and a local…

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  • Movie Review ~ Paint

    Movie Review ~ Paint

    Movie Review Paint 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Carl Nargle, Vermont’s #1 public television painter, is convinced he has it all: a signature perm, custom van, and fans hanging on his every stroke… until a younger, better artist steals everything (and everyone) Carl loves. Director: Brit McAdams Stars: Owen Wilson, Michaela Watkins, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Ciara Renée,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Marry Me

    Movie Review ~ Marry Me

    Movie Review Marry Me 8/10 The Facts Synopsis: Music superstars Kat Valdez and Bastian are getting married before a global audience of fans. When Kat learns that Bastian has been unfaithful, seconds before her vows, she decides to marry Charlie, a stranger in the crowd, instead. Director: Kat Coiro Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Maluma,…

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  • Streaming Review ~ Loki (Episodes 1 & 2)

    TV Review Loki (Episodes 1 & 2) 7.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: After stealing the Tesseract during the events of Avengers: Endgame, an alternate version of Loki is brought to the mysterious Time Variance Authority who give Loki a choice: face being deleted from existence due to being a “time variant” or help fix the timeline…

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  • Movie Review ~ Bliss

    Movie Review Bliss 4/10 The Facts Synopsis: A mind-bending love story following a recently unemployed divorcee who meets a mysterious woman who is convinced that the polluted, broken world around them is just a computer simulation. Director: Mike Cahill Stars: Salma Hayek, Owen Wilson, Madeline Zima, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., Joshua Leonard, Ronny Chieng Rated: R…

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ Anaconda

    31 Days to Scare ~ Anaconda

    31 Days to Scare Anaconda 8/10 The Facts Synopsis: A film crew traveling on the Amazon River is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who forces them along on his quest to capture the world’s largest – and deadliest – snake. Director: Luis Llosa Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde,…

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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Haunting (1999)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Haunting (1999)

    31 Days to Scare The Haunting (1999) 6.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: When Eleanor, Theo, and Luke decide to take part in a sleep study at a huge mansion they get more than they bargained for when Dr. Marrow tells them of the house’s ghostly past. Director: Jan de Bont Stars: Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Owen…

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  • Movie Review ~ Zoolander 2

    Movie Review Zoolander 2 4.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: Derek and Hansel are modelling again when an opposing company attempts to take them out from the business. Director: Ben Stiller Stars: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, Billy Zane, Fred Armisen, Christine Taylor, Cyrus Arnold, Justin Bieber, Kyle Mooney Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 102 minutes Trailer Review: Here The…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ She’s Funny That Way

    Synopsis: When an established director casts his call girl-turned-actress in a new play to star alongside his wife and her ex-lover, a zany love tangle forms with hilarious twists. Release Date: August 21, 2015 Thoughts: You know what’s not funny?  How many times this movie has changed titles and release dates…never a good sign for…

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Zoolander 2

    Synopsis: Derek and Hansel are modelling again when an opposing company attempts to take them out from the business. Release Date: February 12, 2016 Thoughts: In a case of striking while the iron is ice cold, Ben Stiller is resurrecting his dunderhead model character from the 2001 sleeper hit. Released two weeks after the September…

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