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Tag: Saban Films

Crawlers Review: The Itsy Bitsy Lockdown

Movie Review Crawlers 5/10 TLDR Crawlers locks a rundown apartment building down with a million venomous spiders and trades old-school monster fun for ooey-gooey gross-outs. Matilda Lutz and a scene-stealing dominatrix keep it crawling, but even at 75 minutes, it overstays its welcome. Where to watch: In theaters October 16 (Roadside Attractions and Saban Films)…
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October 16, 2026
Movie Review ~ House of Darkness

The Facts: Synopsis: Driving home to her secluded estate after meeting at a local bar, a player out to score thinks his beautiful, mysterious date will be another casual hook-up. While getting acquainted, their flirtation turns playful, sexy, and sinister. Hoping to get lucky, his luck may have just run out.Stars: Justin Long, Kate Bosworth,…
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September 9, 2022
Movie Review ~ Maneater

The Facts: Synopsis: Jessie and her friends’ idyllic island vacation turns into a gruesome nightmare when they become the target of an unrelenting great white shark. Desperate to survive, she teams up with a local sea captain to stop the vicious man-eater before it strikes again.Stars: Nicky Whelan, Trace Adkins, Jeff Fahey, Shane West, Branscombe…
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September 7, 2022
Movie Review ~ The Legend of La Llorona

Movie Review The Legend of La Llorona 1/10 The Facts Synopsis: While vacationing in Mexico, a couple discovers their son’s disappearance is tied to a supernatural curse. Director: Patricia Harris Seeley Stars: Autumn Reeser, Antonio Cupo, Zamia Fandiño, Danny Trejo, Angélica Lara, Edgar Wuotto, Nicolas Madrazo Rated: R Running Length: 98 minutes The Thoughts When…
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January 13, 2022
Movie Review ~ Initiation

Movie Review Initiation 8/10 The Facts Synopsis: Whiton University unravels the night a star-athlete is murdered, kicking off a spree of social media slayings that force students to uncover the truth behind the school’s hidden secrets and the horrifying meaning of an exclamation point. Director: John Berardo Stars: Lindsay LaVanchy, Jon Huertas, Isabella Gomez, Froy…
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May 7, 2021
Movie Review ~ The Vault (2021)

Movie Review The Vault (2021) 7/10 The Facts Synopsis: When an engineer learns of a mysterious, impenetrable fortress hidden under the Bank of Spain, he joins a crew of master thieves who plan to steal the legendary lost treasure while the whole country watches the World Cup. Director: Jaume Balagueró Stars: Freddie Highmore, Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey,…
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April 11, 2021
Movie Review ~ Redemption Day

Movie Review Redemption Day 2/10 The Facts Synopsis: A decorated U.S. Marine captain embarks on a daring mission to save his kidnapped wife from terrorists in Morocco. Director: Hicham Hajji Stars: Gary Dourdan, Serinda Swan, Ernie Hudson, Martin Donovan, Andy Garcia, Samy Naceri, Robert Knepper, Lilia Hajji Rated: R Running Length: 99 minutes The Thoughts…
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January 11, 2021
Movie Review ~ Wander

Movie Review Wander 2/10 The Facts Synopsis: Hired to investigate a suspicious death in the town of Wander, a paranoid private eye with a troubled past becomes convinced the case is linked to the same conspiracy and cover-up that caused the death of his daughter. Director: April Mullen Stars: Aaron Eckhart, Katheryn Winnick, Tommy Lee…
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December 8, 2020
31 Days to Scare ~ Death of Me

31 Days to Scare Death of Me 4.5/10 The Facts Synopsis: A vacationing couple must unravel the mystery behind a strange video that shows one of them killing the other. Director: Darren Lynn Bousman Stars: Maggie Q, Luke Hemsworth, Alex Essoe, Kat Ingkarat, Kelly B. Jones Rated: R Running Length: 94 minutes The Thoughts My…
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October 2, 2020
Movie Review ~ The Silencing

Movie Review The Silencing 5/10 The Facts Synopsis: A reformed hunter living in isolation on a wildlife sanctuary becomes involved in a deadly game of cat and mouse when he and the local Sheriff set out to track a vicious killer who may have kidnapped his daughter years ago. Director: Robin Pront Stars: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau,…
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August 14, 2020