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  • Movie Review ~ House of Gucci

    Movie Review ~ House of Gucci

    The Facts: Synopsis: When Patrizia Reggiani, an outsider from humble beginnings, marries into the Gucci family, her unbridled ambition begins to unravel their legacy and triggers a reckless spiral of betrayal, decadence, revenge, and ultimately…murder. Stars: Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Jeremy Irons, Al Pacino, Salma Hayek, Camille Cottin, Jack Huston, Reeve Carney Director:

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  • Movie Review ~ Eternals

    Movie Review ~ Eternals

    The Facts: Synopsis: A team of ancient aliens known as the Eternals have been living on Earth in secret for thousands of years. When an unexpected tragedy forces them out of the shadows, they reunite against mankind’s most ancient enemy, the Deviants. Stars: Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree

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  • Movie Review ~ Bliss

    The Facts: Synopsis: A mind-bending love story following a recently unemployed divorcee who meets a mysterious woman who is convinced that the polluted, broken world around them is just a computer simulation. Stars: Salma Hayek, Owen Wilson, Madeline Zima, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., Joshua Leonard, Ronny Chieng Director: Mike Cahill Rated: R Running Length: 104 minutes

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  • Movie Review ~ Like a Boss

    The Facts: Synopsis: Best friends Mia and Mel run their own cosmetics company — a business they built from the ground up. But they’re also in over their heads financially, and the prospect of a buyout offer from an industry titan proves too tempting to pass up. Stars: Rose Byrne, Tiffany Haddish, Salma Hayek, Billy

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  • Movie Review ~ Sausage Party

    The Facts: Synopsis: A sausage strives to discover the truth about his existence Stars: Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Salma Hayek, Edward Norton, David Krumholtz, Nick Kroll, Michael Cera, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Bill Hader, Anders Holm, Paul Rudd, Danny McBride Director: Conrad Vernon, Greg Tiernan Rated: R Running Length: 89 minutes TMMM Score:

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Grown Ups 2

    Synopsis: After moving his family back to his hometown to be with his friends and their kids, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers sometimes crazy follows you. Release Date:  July 12, 2013 Thoughts: Grudgingly, I’ll admit that when I caught the

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