SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

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  • Movie Review ~ The Happytime Murders

    The Facts: Synopsis: When the puppet cast of an ’80s children’s TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case. Stars: Melissa McCarthy, Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph, Joel McHale, Leslie David Baker, Bill Barretta, Dorien Davies, Kevin Klash Director: Brian Henson Rated: R Running Length:

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  • Movie Review ~ Crazy Rich Asians

    The Facts: Synopsis: This contemporary romantic comedy, based on a global bestseller, follows native New Yorker Rachel Chu to Singapore to meet her boyfriend’s family. Stars: Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Gemma Chan, Awkwafina, Michelle Yeoh, Lisa Lu, Sonoya Mizuno, Chris Pang, Jimmy O. Yang, Ronny Chieng, Remi Hii, Nico Santos, Jing Lusi, Ken Jeong Director:

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  • Movie Review ~ Alpha

    The Facts: Synopsis: After a hunting expedition during the Upper Paleolithic period goes awry, a young man struggles against the elements to find his way home, all the while developing a friendship with a gray wolf. This forges the tentative first bond between man and canine. Stars: Kodi Smit-McPhee, Leonor Varela, Natassia Malthe, Jóhannes Haukur

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  • Movie Review ~ The Meg

    The Facts: Synopsis: After escaping an attack by what he claims was a 70-foot shark, Jonas Taylor must confront his fears to save those trapped in a sunken submersible. Stars: Jason Statham, Li Bingbing, Rainn Wilson, Ruby Rose, Winston Chao, Page Kennedy, Jessica McNamee, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Robert Taylor, Cliff Curtis, Sophia Shuya Cai, Masi

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ Bel Canto

    Synopsis: A world famous opera singer becomes trapped in a hostage situation when she’s invited to perform for a wealthy industrialist in South America. Release Date: September 14, 2018 Thoughts: It’s been four years since Julianne Moore won her long overdue Oscar for Still Alice and she’s largely avoided the Best Actress curse popping up in

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  • Movie Review ~ Christopher Robin

    The Facts: Synopsis: A working-class family man, Christopher Robin, encounters his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh, who helps him to rediscover the joys of life. Stars: Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell, Bronte Carmichael, Mark Gatiss, Jim Cummings, Chris O’Dowd, Brad Garrett, Toby Jones, Nick Mohammed, Peter Capaldi, Sophie Okonedo Director: Marc Forster Rated: PG Running Length: 104 minutes

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  • Movie Review ~ Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    The Facts: Synopsis: Five years after the events of Mamma Mia!, Sophie will find out more about her mother’s past, including how she fronted The Dynamos, started her villa on the island from nothing, met each one of Sophie’s dads, and raised a daughter. Stars: Meryl Streep, Julie Waters, Christine Baranski, Amanda Seyfried, Dominic Cooper,

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  • Movie Review ~ Skyscraper

    The Facts: Synopsis: A father goes to great lengths to save his family from a burning skyscraper. Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Neve Campbell, Chin Han, Noah Taylor, Roland Moller, Byron Mann, Pablo Schreiber, Hannah Quinlivan Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 102 minutes Trailer Review: Here TMMM Score: (6.5/10) Review: In 1974 when The

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  • Movie Review ~ Whitney

    The Facts: Synopsis: An in-depth look at the life and music of Whitney Houston. Stars: Whitney Houston Director: Kevin Macdonald Rated: R Running Length: 120 minutes TMMM Score: (8/10) Review: When I was young and MTV was just starting, I remember asking a friend’s sister to record this one video from an artist I just

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  • Movie Review ~ Ant-Man and The Wasp

    The Facts: Synopsis: As Scott Lang balances being both a Super Hero and a father, Hope van Dyne and Dr. Hank Pym present an urgent new mission that finds the Ant-Man fighting alongside The Wasp to uncover secrets from their past. Stars: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Pena, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Bobby Cannavale, Judy

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