SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

From the land of 10,000 lakes comes a fan of 10,000 movies!

  • The Silver Bullet ~ It (2017)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc Synopsis: In a small town of Derry, Maine, seven children come face to face with life problems, bullies and a monster that takes the shape of a clown called Pennywise. Release Date:  September 8, 2017 Thoughts: Back in the day when adaptations of novels were all the rage on network television (RIP: The Mini-Series),

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  • Movie Review ~ Personal Shopper

    The Facts: Synopsis: Revolves around a ghost story that takes place in the fashion underworld of Paris. Stars: Kristen Stewart, Anders Danielsen Lie, Lars Eidinger, Nora von Waldstätten, Pamela Betsy Cooper, Benjamin Biolay Director: Olivier Assayas Rated: R Running Length: 105 minutes TMMM Score: (8/10) Review: I think we’re getting to the point where we

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  • The Silver Bullet ~ My Cousin Rachel (2017)

    Synopsis: A young Englishman plots revenge against his mysterious, beautiful cousin, believing that she murdered his guardian. But his feelings become complicated as he finds himself falling under the beguiling spell of her charms. Release Date: June 9, 2017 Thoughts: You know what this critic loves?  Gothic horror and Rachel Weisz.  So you’ll understand why

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  • Movie Review ~ Raw

    The Facts: Synopsis: When a young vegetarian undergoes a carnivorous hazing ritual at vet school, an unbidden taste for meat begins to grow in her. Stars: Garance Marillier, Ella Rumpf, Rabah Nait Oufella Director: Julia Ducournau Rated: R Running Length: 99 minutes TMMM Score: (6/10) Review: Usually, if a movie features well-prepared food with sumptuous

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  • Movie Review ~ Life (2017)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A team of scientists aboard the International Space Station whose mission of discovery turns to one of primal fear when they find a rapidly evolving life form that caused extinction on Mars, and now threatens the crew and all life on Earth. Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson, Ryan Reynolds, Hiroyuki Sanada, Ariyon

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  • Movie Review ~ Beauty and the Beast (2017)

    The Facts: Synopsis: An adaptation of the Disney fairy tale about a monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love. Stars: Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Sir Ian McKellen, Kevin Kline, Josh Gad, Luke Evans, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Dan Stevens, Audra McDonald, Stanley Tucci, Ewan McGregor, Emma Thompson, Hattie Morahan Director: Bill Condon Rated: PG Running

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  • Movie Review ~ Land of Mine

    The Facts: Synopsis: A young group of German POWs are made the enemy of a nation, where they are now forced to dig up 2 million land-mines with their bare hands. Stars: Roland Møller, Louis Hofmann, Joel Basman, Mikkel Boe Følsgaard, Laura Bro Director: Martin Zandvliet Rated: R Running Length: 110 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10)

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  • Movie Review ~ Logan

    The Facts: Synopsis: In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hide out on the Mexican border. But Logan’s attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are up-ended when a young mutant arrives, being pursued by dark forces. Stars: Hugh Jackman, Boyd Holbrook, Patrick Stewart, Stephen

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  • The Oscars – Final Predictions

    Well here we are…it’s the day of the show y’all and I’ve done by best to get a look at the nominees. Out of 62 movies nominated this year, I managed to see 61 (My Life as a Zucchini, I’ll be haunted by you for the next 365 days).  If you’re looking for help filling

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  • Movie Review ~ The Red Turtle

    The Facts: Synopsis: The dialogue-less film follows the major life stages of a castaway on a deserted tropical island populated by turtles, crabs and birds. Director: Michael Dudok de Wit Rated: PG Running Length: 80 minutes TMMM Score: (9.5/10) Review: Nestled into a small theater on chilly Friday nursing a cup of coffee, I knew

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