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  • 31 Days to Scare ~ The Hand (1981)

    31 Days to Scare ~ The Hand (1981)

    The Facts: Synopsis: Jon Lansdale is a comic book artist who loses his right hand in a car accident. The hand was not found at the scene of the accident but soon returns by itself to follow Jon and murder those who anger him. Stars: Michael Caine, Andrea Marcovicci, Annie McEnroe, Bruce McGill, Viveca Lindfors,

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  • Movie Review ~ Child’s Play (2019)

    The Facts: Synopsis: A mother gives her son a toy doll for his birthday, unaware of its more sinister nature. Stars: Aubrey Plaza, Brian Tyree Henry, Gabriel Bateman, Mark Hamill, Ty Consiglio, Nicole Anthony, Carlease Burke Director: Lars Klevberg Rated: R Running Length: 90 minutes TMMM Score: (1/10) Review: I’ve heard a lot of talk

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  • Movie Review ~ Wish Upon

    The Facts: Synopsis: A teenage girl discovers a box that carries magic powers and a deadly price for using them. Stars: Joey King, Shannon Purser, Sydney Park, Ki Hong Lee, Mitchell Slaggert, Sherilyn Fenn, Elisabeth Röhm, Ryan Phillippe Director: John R. Leonetti Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 90 minutes TMMM Score: (1/10) Review: This movie sucks.

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  • Down From the Shelf ~ RoboCop (1987)

    The Facts: Synopsis: In a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories. Stars: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer, Ray Wise, Paul McCrane Director: Paul Verhoeven Rated: R Running Length: 102 minutes TMMM Score: (7/10) Review: Released in

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  • Mid-Day Mini ~ Mermaids

    The Facts: Synopsis: An unconventional single mother relocates with her two daughters to a small Massachusetts town in 1963, where a number of events and relationships both challenge and strengthen their familial bonds. Stars: Cher, Bob Hoskins, Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci, Michael Schoeffling Director: Richard Benjamin Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 110 minutes TMMM Score: (7.5/10)

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  • Down From the Shelf ~ House of Games

    The Facts: Synopsis: A psychiatrist comes to the aid of a compulsive gambler and is led by a smooth-talking grifter into the shadowy but compelling world of stings, scams, and con men. Stars: Lindsay Crouse, Joe Mantegna, Ricky Jay, Lilia Skala Director: David Mamet Rated: R Running Length: 102 minutes TMMM Score: (7.5/10) Review:  I

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  • Bond-ed for Life (Bonus!) ~ Never Say Never Again

    The Facts: Synopsis: A SPECTRE agent has stolen two American nuclear warheads, and James Bond must find their targets before they are detonated. Stars: Sean Connery, Kim Basinger, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Barbara Carrera, Max von Sydow Director: Irvin Kershner Rated: PG Running Length: 134 minutes TMMM Score: (5.5/10) Review:  Before the release (and boffo success)

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