SPOILER-FREE FILM REVIEWS FROM A MOVIE LOVER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

From the land of 10,000 lakes comes a fan of 10,000 movies!

Author: The MN Movie Man

  • Movie Review ~ In the Earth

    Movie Review ~ In the Earth

      The Facts:   Synopsis: As the world searches for a cure to a disastrous virus, a scientist and park scout venture deep in the forest for a routine equipment run. Through the night, their journey becomes a terrifying voyage through the heart of darkness, the forest coming to life around them.  Stars: Joel Fry, Ellora Torchia,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Gunda

    Movie Review ~ Gunda

    The Facts:   Synopsis: Experiential cinema in its purest form chronicling the unfiltered lives of a mother pig, a flock of chickens, and a herd of cows with masterful intimacy.  Stars: Gunda  Director: Viktor Kosakovskiy  Rated: G  Running Length: 93 minutes  TMMM Score: (4.5/10)  Review: I couldn’t have known it at the time but I’m sort of miffed at myself for busting out my…

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  • Movie Review ~ Jakob’s Wife

    Movie Review ~ Jakob’s Wife

    The Facts: Synopsis: After a chance encounter with “The Master,” the wife of a small-town minister discovers a new sense of power and an appetite to live bigger and bolder than before…even as the body count around her grows. Stars: Barbara Crampton, Larry Fessenden, Bonnie Aarons, Sarah Lind, Phillip Jack Brooks, Robert Rusler, Mark Kelly…

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  • Movie Review ~ Vanquish

    Movie Review ~ Vanquish

    The Facts: Synopsis: A mother is trying to put her dark past as a Russian drug courier behind her, but a retired cop forces her to do his bidding by holding her daughter hostage.  Now, she’ll use guns, guts, and a motorcycle to take out a series of violent gangsters — or she may never…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    Movie Review ~ The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    The Facts: Synopsis: A teenager contentedly living the same day in an endless loop gets his world turned upside-down when he meets a girl who’s also stuck in the time warp. Stars: Kathryn Newton, Kyle Allen, Jermaine Harris, Anna Mikami, Josh Hamilton, Cleo Fraser Director: Ian Samuels Rated: PG-13 Running Length: 98 minutes TMMM Score:…

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  • Movie Review ~ Silk Road

    Movie Review ~ Silk Road

    The Facts: Synopsis: The true story of Ross Ulbricht, the charismatic young tech-mastermind who unleashed the darknet website Silk Road, and the corrupt DEA agent determined to bring down his billion-dollar empire. Stars: Jason Clarke, Nick Robinson, Daniel David Stewart, Alexandra Shipp, Paul Walter Hauser, Jimmi Simpson, Lexi Rabe, Katie Aselton, Will Ropp, Jennifer Yun,…

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  • Movie Review ~ Come True

    Movie Review ~ Come True

    The Facts: Synopsis: A teenage runaway takes part in a sleep study that becomes a nightmarish descent into the depths of her mind and a frightening examination of the power of dreams. Stars: Julia Sarah Stone, Landon Liboiron, Tedra Rogers, Chantal Perron, Caroline Buzanko, Orin McCusker, Elena Porter, Brandon DeWyn, Karen Johnson-Diamond, Christopher Heatherington, Carlee…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Vault (2021)

    Movie Review ~ The Vault (2021)

    The Facts: Synopsis: When an engineer learns of a mysterious, impenetrable fortress hidden under the Bank of Spain, he joins a crew of master thieves who plan to steal the legendary lost treasure while the whole country watches the World Cup. Stars: Freddie Highmore, Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey, Liam Cunningham, Sam Riley, Famke Janssen, Luis Tosar, José…

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  • Movie Review ~ kid 90

    Movie Review ~ kid 90

    The Facts: Synopsis: As a teenager in the ‘90s, Soleil Moon Frye carried a video camera everywhere she went. She documented hundreds of hours of footage and then locked it away for over 20 years. Stars: Soleil Moon Frye, David Arquette, Stephen Dorff, Balthazar Getty, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Brian Austin Green, Tori Leonard, Heather McComb Director:…

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  • Movie Review ~ The Truffle Hunters

    The Facts: Synopsis: In the secret forests of Northern Italy, a dwindling group of joyful old men and their faithful dogs search for the world’s most expensive ingredient, the white Alba truffle. Their stories form a real-life fairy tale that celebrates human passion in a fragile land that seems forgotten in time. Director: Michael Dweck,…

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